The Joey Factory

I don’t even care words do not describe her crazy hotness! I love this girl because she ain’t pushing the envelope, she burned the envelope and she doesn’t care! Fucking look at her:

And what a performance by the way! Watch it below:

I’m just now getting off my high from MTV’s 2009 VMAs and now it’s time to blog and vlog on Tuesday! The VMAs were exceptionally better this year because they decided it was time to welcome back the crowd or fans section during the show. In previous years, they had taken the fan section near the stage and just threw it out the window. Now they’ve brought it back and thus they have brought back the energy! What’s music without people to listen to it?

The VMA’s, controversial as always, had some memorable moments this year! From the opening monologue from Madonna, followed by the amazing performance with Michael(in spirit) and Janet. The Kanye West scene whore scene and wrecking Taylor Swift’s sweet moment. To an unforgettable performance by Lady GaGa. And Beyoncé: a lady of class, giving Taylor Swift her moment in the end! Russell Brand, naughty as ever and P!nk the deleted scenes of Cirque du Soleil!

Let’s back it up to Lady GaGa! She definitely had an evolution of wardrobe this evening, but let’s rewind back to her first outfit, on the red carpet with Kermit The Frog! How cool! Poor Miss Piggy. Let’s look at the outfit that she is wearing below:

I was listening to Micheal Jackson’s Dangerous album and looked at the cover and then looked at Lady GaGa’s outfit and for whatever reason there is a slight resemblance! You have to be a little odd, but see for yourself:

There’s something going on there and I’m happy to say: Whatever it is! It’s fucking amazing! R.I.P. Michael Jackson! And long live Lady GaGa, “…for God and the Gays.” A to tha motha fuckin Men! You are my gurrl!

I don’t really think you can officially say it’s spring until dandelions are in bloom. To me above all things spring is here when that beautiful weed is here. I don’t like that people consider them a weed. I certainly do not consider them a weed. They smell like a flower. Look like a flower. And taste like a flower. I did use to chew on these when I was a youngin’. I’m super glad to know that spring is here.

I definitely enjoy the warm weather. But I do not think I’d like the warm weather all year round. I’d become very irritable. So I’m glad that we have four seasons here.

I’m glad that spring is here, but I’m patiently waiting for something far better than spring… This rumored new iPhone 3g that may be announced at the WWDC(World Wide Developers Conference) in June. I am dying to have this iPhone and I don’t even know what features it will have, but who cares. The only thing I’m hoping for this new iPhone are two things. A rather good camera with a zoom lens and it should be able to record video! I can’t believe the current iPhone does not record video! Oh well, it better.

Another thing that I can’t wait for is this new Gossip Girl spinoff about Serena’s mom, Lily. Brittany Snow is going to play a young Lily. It should be pretty amazing. It’s to be set in the 1980s and well that in its self is fucking awesome. Look at this promo ad! OMFG! He he. I do believe I’m as gitty as a school boy right now:

And to make matters even better, No Doubt, will playing themselves back in the day. I’m glad they are back together because I need my No Doubt. “I’m just a girl…”

Speaking of No Doubt. Have you seen Gwen Stefani’s new look. Words do not describe:

And now back to me. My phone is still not working and AT&T is to have a tech person call me by tomorrow or else. I really never knew how many times I make a phone call, until you don’t have one. On my days off Danny shares his phone with me so we can still communicate back and forth for the store. I dislike his phone a whole lot, but I’m not going to complain because a phone is better than no phone. I really think I can manage waiting for a few more months for the new iPhone, even though a little piece of me dies every day, I’ll make it.

Oh and let me tell you something else. X-Men Origins: Wolverine kicked motha fuckin’ ass! Wow there was so much in there I’m still absorbing it all. I really enjoyed Hollywood’s version of connecting all the dots. From who Wolverine really is, to a whole bunch of side stories that I felt were not in the way, just an added bonus. And the last battle scene in the movie with Deadpool pretty fucking neat shit!

—–Days Later—-

I haven’t had a decent post in a while because I haven’t had much to talk about. So sporadically I’ve been adding to this one post when I have something to say. Like last night I saw Star Trek. Move over all those celebrity crushes I’ve had lately…

I’ve had a thing for All American Boys as far back as I can remember. When I was little they made me giggle. When I was in eighth grade they were cool. And over time cool translated into I have a massive crush on you. Well Chris Pine is beautiful but what makes him more beautiful is he is a fucking amazing actor! Bravo!

I admit I wasn’t a really big Star Trek fan growing up and don’t really know much about the franchise, but I’m willing to learn because it’s so cool. I have seen marathons of the old television show and I’ve enjoyed them. I’ve seen Star Trek: Wrath of Khan and I did watch Star Trek Voyager with Captain Janeway regularly. So I believe I am a fan, just not a very knowledgeable one. Oh well I’m young so I have plenty time to learn.

AND P.S. I HAVE A NEW PHONE! YAY! THE SAMSUNG SGH-A737!