The Joey Factory

Fucking hilarious! Maybe I am very wrong for saying these things about my own “race” as it were, but I’m a special-hybrid-homosexual-mix to begin with. What the fuck was he thinking? So here’s the gist of the story from Yahoo! News:
TORONTO – Police have charged the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas with assault after he allegedly punched celebrity blogger Perez Hilton outside a Toronto nightclub.

Hilton said he got into an argument with band members Fergie and will.i.am at the Cobra nightclub early Monday morning and was punched outside by Polo Molina, the band’s tour manager. They were at the club following a Sunday night video awards show.

Molina turned himself in and has been charged with assaulting Hilton, Toronto Police Constable Tony Vella said. Molina is due in court Aug. 5.

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, complained about the incident on the microblogging site Twitter. He tweeted at 4 a.m.: “I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.”

Hilton, who is openly gay, said in interview with The Associated Press that he called will.i.am a “faggot,” a gay slur, inside the club after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his Web site.

“He was like ‘You need to respect me.’ He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me,” Hilton said. “I was like ‘I don’t need to respect you. I don’t respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said ‘You know what, I don’t respect you and you’re gay and stop being such a faggot.’”

Will.i.am said in a video posting on dip.dive.com that he came to Hilton with respect and was called a “faggot.”

Hilton, who was at the club with Lady Gaga, said he then left the club and was punched from behind. The pop stars and the blogger were among celebrities in Toronto for the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday night.

A spokeswoman for the Black Eyed Peas declined comment.

He totally deserved the blow to the back of his head. He’s a little fucker who totally needs to get himself a bigger posse, because if you wanna talk shit, you better watch your back. Granted he may have freedom of speech, but if a man comes up to you and tries to talk with you, man to fag, you better listen. With will.i.am it’s all about respect and as popular as Perez Hilton thinks he is, you just can’t go spouting your mouth off like that. Calling a straight man a ‘faggot’ obviously didn’t help the situation because he got his ass handed to him.

Perez should heed this as a warning and not so much as an assault. It’s hardly an assault. If someone said that shit to me, there would be more than a blow to your head. Now I’m gonna make this clear: I don’t want the dude dead, but I can do it better and hotter than Perez Hilton. I may be no one today, but look for me tomorrow!

Bookmark my page or save the link because you’ll wanna see this:

In other news be sure to look for my music video mid July! Because we’re gonna poke some more funny at cutie-patootie Perez Hilton! Ha! Ha!

JoeyBroyles.com

WARNING RANT!

I believe those of us who blog better enjoy writing as a first love because not everyone is always reading. Those who are often read are either one of the famous or controversial bloggers, end of discussion. I am not famous and only have a small following. So as an experiment I think I’ll try marketing my blog as something you have to read, but how on Earth is the question. Simple I become one of those online 15 minute whores such as Perez Hilton.

Now let’s get things straight with this fool, I don’t get his show, What Perez Sez at all! As far as his website is concerned he has style, but when it comes to VH1, there’s no grace. Here’s someone famous for being a bit eccentric with special talents for using Microsoft Paint and sarcasm to get his point across. Now of course everyone has their day in the sun, but really VH1? I Love New York, is one thing but I didn’t think anything could be worse than The Hills. But Perez has managed to take VH1 lower than MTV.

And Britney Spears, what the fuck? How could you even let him do anything for you after all the shit he’s said about you. If you don’t know what I’m referring to then here’s the shit-that-hits-my-fan! Perez talks all this shit about her and gives her an award for biggest train wreck of 2007 and not even two years later she has him do the intro to her tour! Now how sweet is that, she could rise above, but it’s still bullshit. Maybe that episode of Family Guy was right, be mean to girls and then they’ll like you. What the fuck?!

So here’s my idea! I’ll use my character Shanikwa as a way to attack Perez Hilton. Because I don’t like him, neither does Shanikwa. Now if you have no idea who Shanikwa is and we are friends you’ve clearly been living under a rock! Look below!

Those of course are my two favorite! There are several more that you can just watch on my YouTube page. I’ve been working on the movie for almost two years now. I have most of the footage shot, just the editing and creating a reputable soundtrack have been the holdups! It’s a crazy, low budget, indie(if you will) film about a coming of age mother who is trying to balance her career and motherhood! And of course she has a crazy best friend with multiple personalities who wants to kill her. Yay!

‘m not so interested in people reading my blog as just paying attention to me. Those six years of being an only child really stuck and I’ve had the fame bug ever since. It’s a terrible bug to catch because some may look at you as a dreamer, but you know what, I’m fine with being a dreamer. I just wish I could be a doer to! What I need is to focus a little harder and try to market myself, however one does that! I’ll try this:

If you are at all confused by that short animation… The first frame is when Perez is unharmed and all smiles and tilts his head this way and that and then it should make more sense. It ends with the J17 Productions logo, which should help you know where the beginning is.

Anyway fuck Perez, he’s over.