The Joey Factory

I’m pretty sure you could beat me to a bloody pulp and I’d still have a grin on my face today. I cannot believe that my song is on iTunes! Granted I do not have the studio power to back me up, but I certainly have time and technology on my side. I’m still in shock!

For the last couple of weeks, since I’ve submitted my song to iTunes, Amazon.com, and Rhapsody I’ve been searching their pages every day! Last night I was on the phone with Jamie when I stumbled across the discovery. See I searched Amazon first and then I got curious so I searched Rhapsody and my song had was on both. I had heard it takes longer for songs to get on iTunes, but just for fun I typed in my name: Joey Broyles… And there it was and I was super freaking out!

I’m very glad to know it’s there because now I have all sorts of stuff to do! I’m currently working on my music video and I’ve shot all of the solo shots already. The next big thing is the club scene where I will “encounter” Perez Hilton, Lady GaGa, and more! Below is a sneak peak still from my video!

Well everyone have a Happy 4th of July! We’ll see you all soon enough! If you’d like to purchase my song on iTunes:

If U Luv Me(Google Me) by Joey Broyles

-Joey

I’ve had and have many guilty pleasures, aside from Girl Scout cookies. Trashy prime time television has been my favorite since Melrose Place. “Mondays are a bitch!” I was no older than eight years old when I started watching these kinds of shows. I went from The Smurfs to Melrose Place. I can remember when Jane (Josie Bissett) and her sister Sydney(Laura Leighton) got into that fight. Sydney was in Jane’s wedding dress and Sydney said, “Let me go or I swear to god I’ll break your arm.” and in the pool they fell. I don’t know when the expression OMFG was invented but for me it was at that moment. I’m in love with gossip, teen angst, and a good bitch fight. What else does life have to offer?

Since the rebooting of 90210, I have hoped and prayed that the remake of Melrose Place was around the corner and it so is! I just read this amazing story about Ashlee Simpson joining the cast of the new Melrose Place.

I fucking love it and the description of her character as follows: :”Violet Foster, a Spokane, Wash., gal who hops on the bus to Los Angeles the day after she graduated. Violet is described as having a sex appeal she’s not afraid to use to her advantage and a seeming small-town naiveté that masks her shrewd, plotting nature.” I hope she’s a slut, I really do. Now I do mean that in the nicest possible way. She’ll be wonderful and maybe she’ll put another CD out soon, I hope!

You better believe that I’m an Ashlee Simpson fan. I’ve been one since her reality show and I’ve bought every cd she’s recorded, on the release date.

I hope this new Melrose Place soars and gives me a bunch of those dirty camera angles of clothes falling to the ground, ie sex! And there better be a gay boy on this show, for real! For me the character Matt(Doug Savant) was the first gay person I knew of and I always thought, secretly, that he was beautiful.

Last night I watched three episodes of the new 90210 so that I could catch up. That show has gotten really juicy, aside from Annie’s lame parents. Seriously! Any of you out there ever recall both of your parents coming into your room all lovey-dovey to see what you were doing? Maybe when you were like what, an infant, not when you are a teenager. It’s so fake and maybe this really does happen, and I’m just out of the loop because I grew up in the land of dysfunctional. Any way anytime they have a scene I want to either skip to the next scene or yell at the screen. Now of course Annie was never my favorite character until last night! She’s getting bad and that’s great!

But I do have a confession that my straight crush award goes to Anna Lynn McCord. She’s just a knock-out! And plays the best bitch, the one you love to hate, and I love a real bitch!

In other news where the hell is Gossip Girl, now that’s my favorite show. The idea of a bunch of Upper East Side New York kids and all their money, fashion, and problems. Delicious and something to envy or even die for. Now with this show I really don’t have any pet peeves other than I wish it was not on rerun right now.

This show has style, class, grace and a very improved talent. The character I might identify most with is probably Dan, but we all know I’d rather be Chuck Bass(Ed Westwick), or just sleep with him. Simply put, I really wish there was a Gossip Girl who existed during my time at Sun Prairie High, it would’ve made life that much more fun!

Well I made my own Gossip Girl site but it’s really just poking fun at my friends. Trust me I’d love to have my site anonymous and waste my days texting and blogging about current high schoolers for sport! But alas, I am not one who likes being arrested or sued for slander. Below is a screen shot of my site!

Yes the expression has been used many a time, Joey “you have too much time on your hands.” Well friends, there is never enough time to do whatever you set your mind to. If I want to bleach a couple pair of jeans, design a website, or make a YouTube video then I’ll do just that. Keep in mind I have to two full days off a week, so that’s all I’ll ever need. Two days!

That’s right you…BITCH!

I started the day at Cameo Day Spa & Salon where one of my best friend’s Lindsey(LNZ, as I will forever refer to her as) works. She styles or cuts my hair, whatever it is. We’ve been working on my look for awhile I’m trying to accomplish Chace Crawford‘s hair style(GOSSIP GIRL). I still have a long way to go, but I’ve got more hair now than I did last year. I’ll put a picture up and show you the status of my hair. I do love photo shoots with lots of eyeliner and a new t-shirt.

Downtown Madison is as close as to Chicago as we can get without going there. Madison has State Street and well you know what Chicago has. We went to a restaurant, that my friend Krystal G. and I had tried last week, Cosi. Pretty damn yummy stuff. Flat bread is delicious! She bought lunch because her boy toy owed her big time for never-you-mind! Then we had to part ways, it’s so sad when she has to go back to work. I guess it’s weird to have Tuesdays and Thursdays off, but that’s how it works in my job. Lnz and I use to have the same day off Tuesdays, so we’re always sad when she has to go to work.

Then I drove home to pet my cat and grab my phone, which I left in my bedroom. I always forget something when I’m in a hurry but usually it’s like a charger for the computer or phone, not my actual cell phone. Speaking of cell phones, I’ve been obsessing over the iPhone since it’s first generation release and all I want is that damn thing but I never can swing the price. I would definitely stop eating for a whole month for that thing! Someday I’ll get it. But now I hear there is another one coming out, possibly 32GB version with a 24 hour battery life. I think I can wait for that one and maybe by then AT&T will figure out their 3G Network issues. Anyway I need one.

Yes I’m completely aware of how materialistic I am! So fuck off to those of you who think we should be feeding all these people in other countries with our low income paychecks. How about you bitches who tell me I should go help the children in foreign countries realize: that us middle class people are having a hard time, just as others. If you’ve got the money go and pay for a whole meal for a starving child in (insert your poor country of the week here). Note I do not own the iPhone, so you can’t tell me I need to feed another hungry person. If I were rich and famous I’d have my own charities and make sure that a true 80% of all donations go to these children and their families personally.

I had to get that off my chest because one time some random asshole stumbled across one of my old blogs and chastised me for being a spoiled little American. Sorry you must have me confused with someone else because I have not been spoiled. You want spoiled look at the Hollywood children!

Now back to my day. I continued on to Star Cinema: IMAX where I picked up my WATCHMEN IMAX tickets. Very excited to see this movie, it looks fantastic! I really enjoy the glowing blue man and that girl who stands next to him at the climax of the trailer. Danny and I are going to the movie with our friends Monica, Cedric, Lnz, and Mario, so we’ll definitely have an amazing time!!! I have to preorder tickets when it comes to opening weekend because if I don’t there’s always that chance that the 10:20 PM showing on Saturday would be SOLD OUT! And as we all know that sucks so bad.

Onto Target! I have a super Target near my house and I love shopping there because it’s an upper class version of Wal-Mart. Don’t worry I’m a bastard and I’m also addicted to Wal-Mart too. So I walked in and went straight to the electronics center and stared at the movie Australia. I wanted this movie so damn bad because despite what critics said, it was fucking great. Oh well I didn’t buy it and for good reason. Next week I’ll be purchasing another flop movie called Howard The Duck along with Disney’s Pinocchio and if I can get away with it Kelly Clarkson’s new cd too.

So I picked up my gurrl, Jamie’s birthday present. It’s really amazing, but she’ll read this and then know what it is and sorry Jamie not til Friday! On my way out I had picked up the Lady GaGa CD because I can’t get her out of my head. Now mind you I hate her first single(Just Dance featuring Colby O’Donis) with a passion but I really enjoy every other song. Well I had two POP CDs and some other items and Chris The Probably Gay Cashier said, “Not into rock, huh?” Um excuse me where on Earth do you get off judging me by just two CDs? I’m going to rant now.

I’m an eclectic music boy who prides himself on just that. Ask anyone who knows me and they’ll probably say he has a very eclectic music collection. Let’s see as far as rock goes right now I’m very into The Kills, White Lies(UK Gods–throw back to the 80s), The Killers, OneRepublic, and Muse. And let’s define Rock as not Hard Rock, I’m speaking Rock! Anyway I pride myself in my musical taste because I’ve got a whole platter of genres and a lot of the shit you probably haven’t heard of before. I would like to take this moment and say, “Chris. I’m really glad you listened to Metallica on your lunch break. I listened to The Kills on my way to Target.” Such a fag. I think I’ll make him a mix and say, “Here. Broaden your horizons.”

I don’t know if it’s just me. But I really don’t like other gay boys other than my boyfriend and a small handful of friends. I hate the clubs, I hate the whole scene. I’m by no means a prude. I watch porn and all that jazz. But geez does everybody have to be, “OMG! I’m uber excited!” It’s just gross. There has to be a club I can join to ban against the Super Effeminate Homosexuals. They have to be put on their own planet for real. This does not include drag queens, transsexuals, or transgendered people. I’m only annoyed by this super effeminate race, if you will, of homos. It’s so hard not to go up and ask, “Hey man? What the fuck are you on?” Probably ecstasy.

That’s all I want to say today!