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Jul 16

My beef w/ Perez Hilton continues. He has convinced me that you should never be his friend if you are a celebrity, because he writes about you no matter how close you are. I’m sure in the case of Britney Spears and Perez they aren’t the closest of friends but still. Britney goes out of her way to invite this boy into her world and for him to do some sort of an intro for her show.

Well that’s fine and dandy but Britney keep your walls and armor up when it comes to this fuck nut! Look what I found from Perez’s recent post:

He is so totally obnoxious that it is honestly addictive. He really is a the gay stereotype. He’s such an old maid and he enjoys the pain of others. I don’t knock his positive comments, but they are few and far between. Most of the positive things he will say are for personal idols, hot boys, and people he wants to slither around.

The rest of Hollywood, as always, is fair game. In my opinion that makes Perez Hilton fair game. So that is why I’ve created my own campaign: I WANNA PUNCH PEREZ HILTON CAMPAIGN, t-shirts and other merchandise to follow.

And this video:

There will be no Perez reigning on this parade!

-Queen Bitch

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Jun 22

Fucking hilarious! Maybe I am very wrong for saying these things about my own “race” as it were, but I’m a special-hybrid-homosexual-mix to begin with. What the fuck was he thinking? So here’s the gist of the story from Yahoo! News:
TORONTO – Police have charged the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas with assault after he allegedly punched celebrity blogger Perez Hilton outside a Toronto nightclub.

Hilton said he got into an argument with band members Fergie and will.i.am at the Cobra nightclub early Monday morning and was punched outside by Polo Molina, the band’s tour manager. They were at the club following a Sunday night video awards show.

Molina turned himself in and has been charged with assaulting Hilton, Toronto Police Constable Tony Vella said. Molina is due in court Aug. 5.

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, complained about the incident on the microblogging site Twitter. He tweeted at 4 a.m.: “I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.”

Hilton, who is openly gay, said in interview with The Associated Press that he called will.i.am a “faggot,” a gay slur, inside the club after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his Web site.

“He was like ‘You need to respect me.’ He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me,” Hilton said. “I was like ‘I don’t need to respect you. I don’t respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said ‘You know what, I don’t respect you and you’re gay and stop being such a faggot.’”

Will.i.am said in a video posting on dip.dive.com that he came to Hilton with respect and was called a “faggot.”

Hilton, who was at the club with Lady Gaga, said he then left the club and was punched from behind. The pop stars and the blogger were among celebrities in Toronto for the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday night.

A spokeswoman for the Black Eyed Peas declined comment.

He totally deserved the blow to the back of his head. He’s a little fucker who totally needs to get himself a bigger posse, because if you wanna talk shit, you better watch your back. Granted he may have freedom of speech, but if a man comes up to you and tries to talk with you, man to fag, you better listen. With will.i.am it’s all about respect and as popular as Perez Hilton thinks he is, you just can’t go spouting your mouth off like that. Calling a straight man a ‘faggot’ obviously didn’t help the situation because he got his ass handed to him.

Perez should heed this as a warning and not so much as an assault. It’s hardly an assault. If someone said that shit to me, there would be more than a blow to your head. Now I’m gonna make this clear: I don’t want the dude dead, but I can do it better and hotter than Perez Hilton. I may be no one today, but look for me tomorrow!

Bookmark my page or save the link because you’ll wanna see this:

In other news be sure to look for my music video mid July! Because we’re gonna poke some more funny at cutie-patootie Perez Hilton! Ha! Ha!

JoeyBroyles.com

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