I’ve been working on this for a few days and I’ve got it just right. I’ve still got to rerecord vocals and polish the instruments but Nuts And Berries will definitely be available in later fall for y’all to listen to. Until then, here’s the album artwork.
Thanks for visiting my blog and site!
@joeybroyles
Relating my song If U Luv Me (Google Me) and music video.
FlotsamX(angry 12 year old): Lol, he put this video on viewtubetrain to promote his shitty singing because no one would google him.
j17productions(me): I got featured on there because I worked hard and to date have only gotten 2,000 views. 2: It looks like I’m not the only one who uses viewtubetrain, so it takes one to know one. 3: Google me and you’ll see who comes up on the top of the first page.(Must have worked somehow.)You must feel pretty great living your life anonymously on YouTube talking big shit, but who the fuck are you? I’m not afraid of who I am and I’m proud of my shitty singing. Thanks for your touching comments!
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I’m fully aware that Google Me is not a great song. I was fully aware when I created it and the truth is so many people just don’t get it. We as a society think we need to “get it” in order to like something or hate something. Rebecca Black’s song, Friday, is not a great song but we love to judge and we love how ridiculous it is. When you make a bad song on purpose it is a hit or miss. I just wanted to make fun of pop culture, our society, and of my own obsession with vanity and fame. A lot of my friends might think Google Me should be taken very seriously, sorry it’s just a joke. You are allowed to laugh and if you don’t find it funny that’s okay! I think I’m over rejection by now and I don’t mind standing on my own defending my silly song and mediocre singing.
As far as promoting videos if you use viewtubetrain.com enough you get featured and I’m not going to hide and say I don’t find free ways to promote my video. If you are whoring yourself on YouTube chances are you are gonna have to find ways, outside of YouTube, to promote your video. Each YouTube user has to compete with 35 hours of video that is uploaded every minute! That’s just a simple fact, so yes, you gotta share your video with everyone and yes, you gotta play the game. You also have to admit the fact that a small percentage of people will actually like your video, the more neanderthal the video is, the more the general public likes your video. So support my video of don’t, I don’t have time to sit here and convince a bunch of people to like my videos.
Thanks to those of you who have been supportive of my work.
Can’t see the video? Click here: video of Google Me.
I have rereleased the video If U Luv Me Google Me on YouTube. Originally released in late 2009, but I thought it was time to bring it up to the front one last time. I’m currently making a remix to the song via request from some of my fans. Enjoy the video below and I’ve also attached the lyrics.
Google Me Boy IF U LUV ME GOOGLE ME Music Video
If U Luv Me (Google Me)
-Written, Produced, and Performed by Joey Broyles-
My name is Joey Broyles, but they call me J.Bro
Betta make some room now, Imma be like J. Lo
I’m from Wisconsin but I gotta leave this place
Before these crazy farmers put some cow shit in my face
Don’t mean to sound like a bitch, but help me out
Cause I’m tired of this cheese, but I’m not gonna sit n’ pout
Bridge:
Hey people, hey people
Help a homo out
Hey people, hey people
See what I’m about
Hey people, hey people
Get on your computers
Hey people, hey people
Get on your computers!
Chorus:
If you love me then Google me
If you hate me then Google me
If you love me just Google me
J-O-E-Y B-R-O-Y-L-E-S
YES!
Google Me
Google Me
Look at me prettier than Perez Hilton in a club
I’m a homo with the skills and I don’t give a fuck
I just wanna entertain you, make you see my ass
I dress like a girl, but I got balls to make you laugh
Yeah I drop the names, cause pop culture is my jam
Hollywood call me now, cause these kids don’t understand
(Bridge)
(Chorus)
Google Me
Google Me
Take some time, Google me (3x)
J-O-E-Y B-R-O-Y-L-E-S, Google me
J-O-E-Y B-R-O-Y-L-E-S, Google me
J-O-E-Y B-R-O-Y-L-E-S (3x)
(Chorus)
Shake, shimmy, shout, and Google me
Shake, shimmy, shout, and Google me
Shake, shimmy, shout, and Google me
Shake, shimmy, shout, just Google me
(Chorus)
Google Me
Google Me
Here’s an instrumental teaser for Google Me Remix:
Google Me Ballad Remix by joeybroyles
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THE PROJECT JOEY: MAKE ME FAMOUS is proud to announce that the Google Me video is starting to get some of it’s recognition. Hopefully we can get the video in the 10,000 views by the end of summer! Please share this video with a friend, the more hits the better!
So this year so far I have not made any other videos other than this one at work. We had a crazy man customer in and well, you’ll see after you watch this video. This is a rare video of me completely losing it. I had no idea I had every laugh known to man stuck inside of me. I’m telling you this crazy man was bat-shit crazy. He is sure to influence many a video in the future. Watch it:
In other news I’ve been doing a lot of cartoon drawings which started with Lady Gaga. Now I’ve done one of my boyfriend and one of my friend Monica. I think they look pretty cool. I’m still an amateur, because I draw that on a computer and not on paper. I’d say about six months ago I could not have done these kinds of graphic drawings at all! I have to say that by the time I got to work on Monica(which is my newest piece) I think I’ve found my niche. Check it out:
I made a lot of goals for myself this year but I’m pretty excited for the unexpected things I’ve done that were not on the list. But I still want to write and produce a follow up to my Google Me song. I will start that next Tuesday.
Until then Bitches!
Sorry that I’ve been rather busy with things and I have not been able to write to all my loyal friends and fans! Of course if you follow me on Twitter, you see that I never stop tweeting. It’s a new way of life for me, this micro blogging funhouse!
Anyways I’m sitting, waiting, and hoping that the Lady GaGa’s Bad Romance Video will come on at any moment via her website. No such luck! But I guess I shouldn’t worry since I subscribe to her Haus of GaGa Newsletters via text. I’m such a dork but I’m telling you, it’s been a long time since someone as original and crazy has been on this pop scene and I fucking love her!
In other news I uploaded my music video on to two other websites hoping to get a larger response than I have on YouTube. From my understanding these things can take time, but I’m not looking to make a quick buck, rather I want the experience of having a mass response, no matter the outcome. Video below:
I have decided to continue working on my next single and I hope to have that out for Christmas. It’ll be in the style of Google Me, but a more serious singing side, not so choral sounding. You’ll see!
Here some videos I did this last week:
Oh and someone buy me this wig, please:
I need this wig, please!
Now that I’ve put myself out there on YouTube and my song If U Luv Me(Google Me) I of course must deal with all the excitement that comes with it. Pictured below is my first negative comment. I welcome both the positive and the negative because it helps me grow as an artist.
I never said that I was a musician. I am not a musician, I’m an artist. There is a big difference.
A musician is a fucking genius who knows how to read, perform, and write music. Such geniuses include: Bob Dylan, The Beatles, etc.
An artist is someone who provides the vocals and may or may not come up with a melody and or lyric for the song, but does not have to know how to write a song. Artists like Britney Spears and Diana Ross have someone come in to write for them.
I will not let this comment or any other negative comment destroy my belief: I love my song. I think it’s funny, mostly because I think my rapping is awful, but at least it’s my voice and not this Auto Tune crap. “If you love me, then google me. If you hate me, then google me…”
Without any further ado, here is my music video:
Read full story @ Yahoo!: Perez Hilton sues Black Eyed Peas manager
Perez Hilton should be punched again! He may have the right to sue Polo Molina for kicking his ass, but the fucking media is reporting in his defense. Oh my fucking god! This douche-monger’s lawyer had this to say, “Whether you love Perez or hate him, he is entitled to his freedom of speech without fear of physical violence. This lawsuit will make the statement that violence is never the answer.”
This lawsuit does make a statement, that Perez Hilton is a fucking hypocrite. He is a homosexual, first and foremost, and wants to be accepted and have equal rights like the rest of us, right? Well he has taken all that we’ve accomplished as a gay community and has sent us back several years. He wants us gays to be able to walk down the street and be treated like everyone else, yet he called will.i.am a ‘faggot.” This story may sell and preach ‘violence is never the answer’ but as far as I’m concerned he is a fucking joke. And when somebody throws a punch at him or screams out ‘faggot’ he will undoubtedly deserve every little bit of it.
Perez Hilton may be a hero in many people’s eyes, but Mario Lavandeira is a scared little white boy. When will.i.am came up to him and said ‘You need to respect me.’ Who cares if it was about Perez’s blog, the fact is Perez does not respect anyone. And when Perez mentioned that will.i.am ‘…was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me.” I find that to be a bunch of bullshit, it sounds more like Perez was scared of a strong black man and then proceeded to stereotype will.i.am. Perez’s response, “I don’t respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said ‘You know what, I don’t respect you and you’re gay and stop being such a faggot.’” He knew what he was doing and will.i.am should find a way to sue the little bitch for slander or defamation of character.
The man who won my heart, aside from my bf!
Perez Hilton tweets before calling the Toronto Police!
As for the rest of Hollywood, embrace whatever side you want, but know that I am on the Black Eyed Peas’ side. Violence may not be the answer but I don’t consider punching Perez Hilton violence, it’s more like an act of God. I’m sure to read several more stories about the violence overshadowing the actual issue at hand, Perez Hilton is a bigot.
Be sure to bookmark this blog, because coming mid July I’ve got a nice little song to go along with who I am and it also will depict a special night in Perez’s life! You won’t want to miss it!
JoeyBroyles.com
Fucking hilarious! Maybe I am very wrong for saying these things about my own “race” as it were, but I’m a special-hybrid-homosexual-mix to begin with. What the fuck was he thinking? So here’s the gist of the story from Yahoo! News:
TORONTO – Police have charged the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas with assault after he allegedly punched celebrity blogger Perez Hilton outside a Toronto nightclub.
Hilton said he got into an argument with band members Fergie and will.i.am at the Cobra nightclub early Monday morning and was punched outside by Polo Molina, the band’s tour manager. They were at the club following a Sunday night video awards show.
Molina turned himself in and has been charged with assaulting Hilton, Toronto Police Constable Tony Vella said. Molina is due in court Aug. 5.
Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, complained about the incident on the microblogging site Twitter. He tweeted at 4 a.m.: “I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.”
Hilton, who is openly gay, said in interview with The Associated Press that he called will.i.am a “faggot,” a gay slur, inside the club after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his Web site.
“He was like ‘You need to respect me.’ He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me,” Hilton said. “I was like ‘I don’t need to respect you. I don’t respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said ‘You know what, I don’t respect you and you’re gay and stop being such a faggot.’”
Will.i.am said in a video posting on dip.dive.com that he came to Hilton with respect and was called a “faggot.”
Hilton, who was at the club with Lady Gaga, said he then left the club and was punched from behind. The pop stars and the blogger were among celebrities in Toronto for the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday night.
A spokeswoman for the Black Eyed Peas declined comment.
He totally deserved the blow to the back of his head. He’s a little fucker who totally needs to get himself a bigger posse, because if you wanna talk shit, you better watch your back. Granted he may have freedom of speech, but if a man comes up to you and tries to talk with you, man to fag, you better listen. With will.i.am it’s all about respect and as popular as Perez Hilton thinks he is, you just can’t go spouting your mouth off like that. Calling a straight man a ‘faggot’ obviously didn’t help the situation because he got his ass handed to him.
Perez should heed this as a warning and not so much as an assault. It’s hardly an assault. If someone said that shit to me, there would be more than a blow to your head. Now I’m gonna make this clear: I don’t want the dude dead, but I can do it better and hotter than Perez Hilton. I may be no one today, but look for me tomorrow!
Bookmark my page or save the link because you’ll wanna see this:
In other news be sure to look for my music video mid July! Because we’re gonna poke some more funny at cutie-patootie Perez Hilton! Ha! Ha!
JoeyBroyles.com
So it may have been a bit premature, but I have finished my song to my liking. I released into the wild called Myspace. It is now floating around and playing, if you dare to listen. It’s very scary that I did it all so fast. But I had listened to the song over and over and decided that it was time. Pretty much after I rerecorded all the vocals with my new Shure SM57 microphone, I was finished. I had some tinkering to do as far as volumes and mixing and I had to make my bridge more fun to listen to.
But all in all it’s a first good song. Is it great? That’s really up to the listener. In my humble opinion I enjoy listening to it because it makes me laugh. This song of course is a serious/funny song. I mean what I say, but at the same time I’m the class clown just trying to make you laugh.
Here are the official lyrics to the song:
If U Luv Me (Google Me)
-Written, Produced, and Performed by Joey Broyles-
My name is Joey Broyles, but they call me J.Bro
Betta make some room now, Imma be like J. Lo
I’m from Wisconsin but I gotta leave this place
Before these crazy farmers put some cow shit in my face
Don’t mean to sound like a bitch, but help me out
Cause I’m tired of this cheese, but I’m not gonna sit n’ pout
Bridge:
Hey people, hey people
Help a homo out
Hey people, hey people
See what I’m about
Hey people, hey people
Get on your computers
Hey people, hey people
Get on your computers!
Chorus:
If you love me then Google me
If you hate me then Google me
If you love me just Google me
J-O-E-Y B-R-O-Y-L-E-S
YES!
Google Me
Google Me
Look at me prettier than Perez Hilton in a club
I’m a homo with the skills and I don’t give a fuck
I just wanna entertain you, make you see my ass
I dress like a girl, but I got balls to make you laugh
Yeah I drop the names, cause pop culture is my jam
Hollywood call me now, cause these kids don’t understand
(Bridge)
(Chorus)
Google Me
Google Me
Take some time, Google me (3x)
J-O-E-Y B-R-O-Y-L-E-S, Google me
J-O-E-Y B-R-O-Y-L-E-S, Google me
J-O-E-Y B-R-O-Y-L-E-S (3x)
(Chorus)
Shake, shimmy, shout, and Google me
Shake, shimmy, shout, and Google me
Shake, shimmy, shout, and Google me
Shake, shimmy, shout, just Google me
(Chorus)
Google Me
Google Me
Nothing like a call to action song! Tell people what do and put some catchy spelling in there too. I’m very excited to make my low budget music video, if anyone knows a farmer with some cows let me know! I need to put a cow in this video somehow. Last night I had so much trouble falling asleep because I was fantasizing about my music video! I promise it to be funny and I’ve gotta get to work on it pretty soon.
Oh last night I also put up my new web site, move over J17 Productions! Take a look at this sexy screen shot:
Anyway I also uploaded some more photos, so be sure to check out the photo portion of my website! But here’s a scandalous photo that is sure to annoy a few of you.
So naughty!
Be sure to visit these fun sites please:
Joey Broyles: The Official Web Site
Joey Broyles Myspace
Thank you to everyone who reads these blogs. I love writing about all sorts of stuff and I’ve noticed I’ve developed a bit of a following from my web statistics page. Thank you I really appreciate it! Subscribe to my blog if you can!
Love,
Joey
