The Joey Factory

Some of my videos on YouTube do get a little naughty. There are two videos that come to my mind where I’m only wearing a black and white scarf and nothing else. But that doesn’t mean I want to do porn, take for instance: Has being in porn ever helped a celebrity, who did one bad film way back when? I can’t name any! However, there are exceptions to every rule, but those starlets do not get Oscars or Grammy’s for having sex on video.

Today I received my first offer for being in porn, however I’m pretty sure they would tell me to lose like 30 – 40 lbs and get some abs first. But here is the offer on the table:

Now of course how legit of an offer is this? Who knows. But seriously when you are striving to be famous or just be an entertainer, no matter what caliber, don’t go and do porn. I, however, understand those who do it are not concerned with what others may think, it’s one of the most successful businesses ever. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with doing it because it takes a lot of courage to do something like that. But porn is just something that I will not be doing, ever.

This particular offer or recommendation from YouTube user charlieGodleski is a website for Web Cam Artists. I do have a web cam, but I guess if I did something like this I’d feel like I were cheating on my man. I am super jealous myself and I cannot imagine having to share myself with hundreds of viewers in such a personal way.

If you are jerking off to web cam artists, yourself, and are not typing or sharing your images, you are a voyeur. But the second you have a conversation where it causes you to (a)relieve yourself or (b)help get the job started, you are cheating. Let me make this clear: porn is not bad and I believe it’s fine for you to be a voyeur and have a wonderful love explosion all over your towel or yourself. Having a fantasy is good for you and for your relationship, because everyone has fantasies. It’s okay to window shop at a mall, but if you start trying it on, then I believe you are already thinking about buying it!

Some may disagree, but I think the Web Cam is the new form of dating, as well as, the new safe sex or affair. You are still having an emotional experience and you are having an affair and it is physical, it’s just you are not penetrating anyone other than your hand or fist. Your fingers in essence, become the penis and your fist becomes the asshole or vagina. It’s cheating, it’s just modern cheating. I guess that’s nice of you to think of your significant other and say, “Well, I won’t catch a disease.” I’d go far as to say some of you will keep it safe in the office or spare room with your web cams and fists, but eventually, at least some of you, will get bored and start posting ads on Craigslist. And some of you will actually seek the physical affair. Let’s face it, there’s nothing like the real thing and two or three hot bodies all over each other cannot be recreated on a web cam.

Go porn! Boo and hiss to having affairs!

Disagree or have another opinion? Leave a comment that actually has substance and I’ll repost it in my next blog.

So I’m totally in love with these outfits I just created on Photoshop. Obviously the T-shirts are designed by me and are available on my store, but the whole outfits are amazing. In fact these would be my fashion recommendations for all boys! Please disregard that these beautiful models do not have arms nor heads, lol.

This first outfit is obviously my personal style personified! POP STAR.In my heart I am a Pop Star and I always have loved this style. Something great to wear when you go out or to shoot a music video in. Wink! I was amazed to find these jeans online, because they look just like my old ones! Advice: Never throw away your bleach jeans, ever! I think I’ll make a new pair.

The Casual Defiance Style. Looks like you are just in an every day outfit but, then of course, you have your thought provoking t-shirt on. Below The Influence. Honestly I designed this t-shirt specifically for those damn commercials, “ABOVE THE INFLUENCE.” Those commercials annoy the hell out of me. First off the commercial categorizes drug addicts as minorities, and then it has the audacity to brainwash you as well. I’m not a drug user, smoker, or drinker but give me a fucking break. I’m Below The Influence, not above, I support my druggies and Abby Normals.

And lastly Vintage Chic Style. The Alphabet Pony T-shirt may be a new design, but the whole feel of the outfit is definitely vintage. Skater like shoes, baggy jeans, and a charcoal t-shirt with a design that resembles vintage company logos. And it’s of course it’s chic because I designed it!

In other news look at Britney Spears’ shoes:

Aren’t they amazing? Yes!

Well my shows are all coming to an end this week and next… Grey’s Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Gossip Girl, and 90210. When the shows are over, it’s time for summer! Yay!

Today I also worked on a top secret project which only a few people have known about. It’s a special song that I plan to do the triple threat with: song on iTunes, video on YouTube, and if you’re lucky, REMIX! All I will tell you is that I have made lots of progress with this song today. I’ve got the vocal tracks all layed out, as well as the basic melody, and even a beat! I have my new iDrum program to thank for that. Seriously beats come easier when I can just create patterns with a program. I admit that beats are my weakness, but I will no doubt continue to work on them. Oh one more thing the song is called IF U LUV ME. That’s all I’m giving. Those of you on the inside with recording experience may see my songs before others, but it’s cause I’ll need input!

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Above is that video that Jamie and I worked on very hard so you better watch! It was a lot of fun to make and things are a lot more interesting when someone else is behind that camera, aside from the tripod.

So the past few days I’ve been creating a more professional look for my website and I think I’m finally content with it. I wouldn’t leave my computer for hours at a time and I felt very much like a zombie. Oh well, I survived. Take a look:

Please go to my page and send me some love. J17 PRODUCTIONS

So today was a rather fun day. I drove downtown to see my gurrl Krystal. She is a good old pal from the high school days and I think she’s the shit. She is a really good person, yet she’s got a wild side, and if you don’t have a wild side, get one. Cause you can’t compete with this gurrl right herre! LOL. No, she really is great.

Before I had lunch with Krystal, I went to visit Lnz at her lovely job. I was looking for some new hair product and shizz. I was glad she didn’t have a client, because as my hair grows longer, I need to learn how to style it. So I had her show me how to flat iron my hair the correct way. You see when I flat iron my hair, it does just that, it goes flat. You notice they don’t call it a straight iron.

It’s amazing the tricks a hair stylist can teach you. So if you want your hair to be more voluminous then here’s what you do:

First flat iron your hair the opposite way that it usually lays. For instance a majority of my hair lays to my left, so I flat iron towards the right and sort of flick my wrist. And there’s a little volume. To really encourage volume I do recommend the following products. First for frizzy hair may I suggest some sort of skinny serum that will defrizz that shit we call hair.

After you got that out of the way, let me tell you about this awesome product! It’s called Pure Abundance Hair Potion by Aveda. So it’s super cool, it’s a thickening agent and it never gets sticky. The cool things about it. At first it is a powder of some sorts. But when it contacts your skin it becomes some sort of lotion. So from potion powder to lotion! Super awesome. Love it. It gives you that second day look for your hair. Yay for grungy-dingy basement hair, lol. Voluminous or Volumness!

So after my fun downtown, with Lnz and Krystal, it was back to home. Where I ignored the apartment that desperately needs to be cleaned for Friday’s Twilight Movie Night! Instead of cleaning, I played with Skittles for a while. We call it laser kitty. Then I went to my computer with intentions to edit Shanikwa or edit my gallery page for my website. Instead I worked on an old melody that I made up in high school.

Originally the song was about how I was sorry for my father, not being able to save him from the stupid court systems. But I thought to myself that shit is so old. Those emotions are pretty much retired. My father and I are very close, once again, so it just wasn’t the same. Instead I wrote about a breakup of sorts, putting my two cents in on my own past pains. I came up with some awesome shit. Here’s a little part of it:
Sorry by Joey Broyles ©2009
It’s in it’s real rough form right now. I’m experimenting with lots of sounds, but the lyrics came pretty easy and I’m glad about that. I’ve had a really hard time composing songs. I can write lyrics till my fingers bleed. I can come up with some really awesome music, but I can never fuse the two together. Everything about this song fuses and I’m really excited about it. Yay!

Now this evening was an amazing night filled with 90210! Seriously I’m glad I stuck with that show because the actors and the writers have found their niche. And it’s really good. It brings back memories of the first 90210. Back when I was eight years old, back in the day. Silver is a crazy bitch, but it’s okay, because she’s bipolar now. WTF! Um I know bipolar and that was way out there. Trust me on this, trust me! But Silver is still one of my favorites fo sure!