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Jul 24

I’ve been working on this for a few days and I’ve got it just right. I’ve still got to rerecord vocals and polish the instruments but Nuts And Berries will definitely be available in later fall for y’all to listen to. Until then, here’s the album artwork.

Thanks for visiting my blog and site!

@joeybroyles

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Jun 15

So today I spent my day sitting at the piano working on my song ‘Sorry’ and I’m happy with a lot of the writing I have accomplished. Starting to find the Chorus and that’s so cool finding the words after months of just a dead end. Here’s my little Vlog about it from YouTube. Please subscribe to my channel if you like what you see Joey’s YouTube Channel.


(Watch video here.)

In other news if you haven’t bought the Eclipse Soundtrack, you must! I’m so addicted, even if you never intend on watching the movie or care about the Twilight saga. I feel very strongly about how amazing this album is on its own. You’ve got so many indie artists about to take off. Key tracks that I dig a lot right now: Heavy In Your Arms by Florence + The Machine, My Love by Sia, and What Part of Forever by Cee Lo Green. Listen please!

So you may have noticed my video above and well I scored a RCA EZ1000 Small Wonder from my credit card rewards and it’s a lot of fun. Of course I still use my other video camera, but this one fits in your pocket and is perfect for those on the go vloggers or catching that thing while you are out. Make sure you are in a well lit area and I wouldn’t recommend zooming because there’s a bit of clicking sound but still great for being free! I think it retails at like $99.

Well gotta go! Make me famous kids! If U Luv Me (Google Me) is now at 22,000 views, somebody’s doing there job for sure!

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Nov 03

You see I don’t always have to blog, when I can also vlog. This sickness that has just started couldn’t have come at a better time. I much rather prefer to be sick before winter than during winter. Nothing sucks more than being sick and shoveling your way out of your car. So all I hope is that the god damned cold is over by November 19th around 10:00 pm-ish because I’m going to see NEW MOON bitches! Owwa! Can’t wait to go!

Speaking of NEW MOON and The Twilight Saga in general, anyone who hates Kristen Stewart is your choice of a stupid bitch or douche. I don’t understand why you can hate such an awesome, at times, very realistic actress. She rocks and if I had to be turned into a girl I would want to be her and not because of Robert Pattinson, because quite simply, she’s fucking hot! Bite that lip Kristen, bite it! Owwa!

Until next time. I hope that next time I blog or vlog my eyes aren’t watering like Niagara Falls!

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Oct 06

How does one become famous? That is the question that stirs through a lot of our minds at one time or another. But when we don’t accomplish this, it’s time to: “grow up.” Well I’m never going to grow up because I want to be famous just as much as the next person. And I don’t care if it takes until I’m 90 years old to be famous.

We talk about fame and being famous a lot in our culture today, but what is the definition of fame or famous. Let’s look it up, shall we… The dictionary’s definition of famous: to be “widely known.” That’s it?

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A lot of us want nothing more than to be widely known by the world. This road, as we’ve seen on countless VH1 and BIOGRAPHY specials, is hard and almost impossible dream. Time and time again, we do, however, discover a new person that everyone is talking about and then, like or not, they are quickly becoming famous! Jealous? Always!

I, myself, admit that I really don’t know anyone as caught up in fame as I am. You may say that I’m a dreamer (pun intended) but it’s really the constant dream that keeps me alive above anything else. I know I’m sick with fame and I don’t care and sometimes I get so frustrated. Sometimes I think, “Joey! What do you have to offer that isn’t already out there?” It’s a depressing thought, but I know as cliche as it sounds, there’s no one else like me.

I have me to offer and that’s different than everyone else out there. Everyone has the same ideas, but it’s all in how you execute the idea to your audience. I’ve been sitting around trying to find the right idea and how to execute an idea in a way that hasn’t been done before. Unfortunately, I’m always close, but no cigar. Well fuck the cigars, I’ll find a way to get there, it’s just how!

JOEY BROYLES. STATUS: UNFAMOUS!

JOEY BROYLES. STATUS: UNFAMOUS!

People who are famous are no different than you or I, the only difference is they are widely known. Well, shit, if that’s all they have on you, then everyone can be famous. But I’m not interested in just becoming famous, I’m in it for the long haul, like Madonna. Now there is a woman who is famous and who has staying power! She is just as potent as the first day she was all of a sudden famous. If anyone wants to know how to be famous go ask her!

Here are a few things I do know about those who are famous and stay famous.

Evolution.

People say when an artist or an actor changes they have: “sold out.” Well let me ask you how long will you be interested in someone who acts in the same type of movie over and over? I don’t know the difference between Miss Congeniality and The Proposal, and I doubt Sandra Bullock does either? If you are a musical artist/group like: The Fray, for instance. I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of hearing different renditions of How To Save A Life! You either switch it up or you are left behind.

Madonna:Evolution

Madonna:Evolution



Having an awareness.

People that have staying power in Hollywood are very aware of their surroundings. They know what’s in and out. They read or are debriefed about what’s going on in the world and in the immediate Hollywood world. As much as possible they try everything to please a vast majority of their fans and the general public. But of course someone always loses in this race. Adoption is okay when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt do it, but when Madonna does it, she’s ridiculed. So, like I said, you don’t always win.

Brad Pitt is very aware!

Brad Pitt is very aware!

Being: Innovative and Provocative.

Now here is a tricky one, but if you do it right, my oh my, the power you will possess. Someone fresh who comes on the scene and is daring! Wearing outfits or performing with extreme theatricality can open some major doors. Take Lady GaGa, for instance, we haven’t seen someone like her in a long while. You might not like her, but she’s on the right track to having lots of staying power.

Innovative is such a small word for someone as amazing as Lady GaGa.

Innovative is such a small word for someone as amazing as Lady GaGa.

Making people think about anything that no one wants to talk about will get you a lot of points in the fame department. Collectively, people may not agree with your point of view, but know for certain, you are making some headway. As you know I despise Perez Hilton, but he no doubt is provoking thoughts, mostly bad, but nonetheless, look where he started. DAMN HIM! Ha! Ha!

These are just a few of the elements I have witnessed from afar watching my favorite and least favorite celebrities rise to the top throughout my life. Hopefully one day I can be famous and sell everyone a copy of my tell all book, “How To Become Famous.” Until then I’m just Joey Broyles.

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Sep 09

Well I finished my little project that I was talking about last week. MAKE ME FAMOUS: As you can see for yourself down below:

I worked forever on that cartoon head!

I worked forever on that cartoon head!

Of course today when I wanted to do something rather controversial the tripod was still in my bf’s car, making me have to improvise. Oh well there’s plenty time to make many, many more videos! But for now here are today’s four videos:

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Sep 04

This weekend I go to my gurrl’s wedding! Go Kelli! Go Mike! Make it happen forevah!

Next week I’m diving into my new video research project: MAKE ME FAMOUS(my new YouTube show) Let’s just say it’s going to be lots and lots of fun!

In other news I’m trying very hard to get more hits on my Google Me music video. It’s been three weeks and I’m at 287 views! So it is the beginning of week three and I believe I can strive for 100 views a week. So far I’m accomplishing that meager goal of 100 hits a week!

Blah blah blah! I’d love to sit here and tell you my sob story, but I’m not in the mood to cry about it. It is, however, ridiculous that my song has been on iTunes since July and has only one review! What gives? Answer that yourself by clicking here: REVIEW THIS SONG. I appreciate positive and negative feedback alike, how else does one improve?

In closing help me get to 400 hits and watch my video! Unless of course you aren’t into laughing.

By the way I love Madonna’s new music video! She’s so hot! Just look at her:

She's so hot!

She's so hot!

Come join the party!

Come join the party!

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