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Read full story @ Yahoo!: Perez Hilton sues Black Eyed Peas manager

Perez Hilton should be punched again! He may have the right to sue Polo Molina for kicking his ass, but the fucking media is reporting in his defense. Oh my fucking god! This douche-monger’s lawyer had this to say, “Whether you love Perez or hate him, he is entitled to his freedom of speech without fear of physical violence. This lawsuit will make the statement that violence is never the answer.”

This lawsuit does make a statement, that Perez Hilton is a fucking hypocrite. He is a homosexual, first and foremost, and wants to be accepted and have equal rights like the rest of us, right? Well he has taken all that we’ve accomplished as a gay community and has sent us back several years. He wants us gays to be able to walk down the street and be treated like everyone else, yet he called will.i.am a ‘faggot.” This story may sell and preach ‘violence is never the answer’ but as far as I’m concerned he is a fucking joke. And when somebody throws a punch at him or screams out ‘faggot’ he will undoubtedly deserve every little bit of it.

Perez Hilton may be a hero in many people’s eyes, but Mario Lavandeira is a scared little white boy. When will.i.am came up to him and said ‘You need to respect me.’ Who cares if it was about Perez’s blog, the fact is Perez does not respect anyone. And when Perez mentioned that will.i.am ‘…was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me.” I find that to be a bunch of bullshit, it sounds more like Perez was scared of a strong black man and then proceeded to stereotype will.i.am. Perez’s response, “I don’t respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said ‘You know what, I don’t respect you and you’re gay and stop being such a faggot.’” He knew what he was doing and will.i.am should find a way to sue the little bitch for slander or defamation of character.

In defense of Mr. Molina I think he did the right thing to the wrong person. Perez is known for his big fucking mouth and making everything larger than life. But first off, who goes on Twitter first to report they’ve been assaulted? Unless the police department happens to have a Twitter account. (Rolling my eyes.) Anyway back to Mr. Molina. Molina was defending will.i.am’s honor and I find that to be a great quality to have in both a manager and friend. Thank you Mr. Molina for punching Perez Hilton, someone should have done it a long time ago.

As for the rest of Hollywood, embrace whatever side you want, but know that I am on the Black Eyed Peas’ side. Violence may not be the answer but I don’t consider punching Perez Hilton violence, it’s more like an act of God. I’m sure to read several more stories about the violence overshadowing the actual issue at hand, Perez Hilton is a bigot.

Be sure to bookmark this blog, because coming mid July I’ve got a nice little song to go along with who I am and it also will depict a special night in Perez’s life! You won’t want to miss it!

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Fucking hilarious! Maybe I am very wrong for saying these things about my own “race” as it were, but I’m a special-hybrid-homosexual-mix to begin with. What the fuck was he thinking? So here’s the gist of the story from Yahoo! News:
TORONTO – Police have charged the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas with assault after he allegedly punched celebrity blogger Perez Hilton outside a Toronto nightclub.

Hilton said he got into an argument with band members Fergie and will.i.am at the Cobra nightclub early Monday morning and was punched outside by Polo Molina, the band’s tour manager. They were at the club following a Sunday night video awards show.

Molina turned himself in and has been charged with assaulting Hilton, Toronto Police Constable Tony Vella said. Molina is due in court Aug. 5.

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, complained about the incident on the microblogging site Twitter. He tweeted at 4 a.m.: “I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.”

Hilton, who is openly gay, said in interview with The Associated Press that he called will.i.am a “faggot,” a gay slur, inside the club after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his Web site.

“He was like ‘You need to respect me.’ He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me,” Hilton said. “I was like ‘I don’t need to respect you. I don’t respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said ‘You know what, I don’t respect you and you’re gay and stop being such a faggot.’”

Will.i.am said in a video posting on dip.dive.com that he came to Hilton with respect and was called a “faggot.”

Hilton, who was at the club with Lady Gaga, said he then left the club and was punched from behind. The pop stars and the blogger were among celebrities in Toronto for the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday night.

A spokeswoman for the Black Eyed Peas declined comment.

He totally deserved the blow to the back of his head. He’s a little fucker who totally needs to get himself a bigger posse, because if you wanna talk shit, you better watch your back. Granted he may have freedom of speech, but if a man comes up to you and tries to talk with you, man to fag, you better listen. With will.i.am it’s all about respect and as popular as Perez Hilton thinks he is, you just can’t go spouting your mouth off like that. Calling a straight man a ‘faggot’ obviously didn’t help the situation because he got his ass handed to him.

Perez should heed this as a warning and not so much as an assault. It’s hardly an assault. If someone said that shit to me, there would be more than a blow to your head. Now I’m gonna make this clear: I don’t want the dude dead, but I can do it better and hotter than Perez Hilton. I may be no one today, but look for me tomorrow!

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In other news be sure to look for my music video mid July! Because we’re gonna poke some more funny at cutie-patootie Perez Hilton! Ha! Ha!

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