I’ve been working on this for a few days and I’ve got it just right. I’ve still got to rerecord vocals and polish the instruments but Nuts And Berries will definitely be available in later fall for y’all to listen to. Until then, here’s the album artwork.
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I have rereleased the video If U Luv Me Google Me on YouTube. Originally released in late 2009, but I thought it was time to bring it up to the front one last time. I’m currently making a remix to the song via request from some of my fans. Enjoy the video below and I’ve also attached the lyrics.
Google Me Boy IF U LUV ME GOOGLE ME Music Video
If U Luv Me (Google Me)
-Written, Produced, and Performed by Joey Broyles-
My name is Joey Broyles, but they call me J.Bro
Betta make some room now, Imma be like J. Lo
I’m from Wisconsin but I gotta leave this place
Before these crazy farmers put some cow shit in my face
Don’t mean to sound like a bitch, but help me out
Cause I’m tired of this cheese, but I’m not gonna sit n’ pout
Bridge:
Hey people, hey people
Help a homo out
Hey people, hey people
See what I’m about
Hey people, hey people
Get on your computers
Hey people, hey people
Get on your computers!
Chorus:
If you love me then Google me
If you hate me then Google me
If you love me just Google me
J-O-E-Y B-R-O-Y-L-E-S
YES!
Google Me
Google Me
Look at me prettier than Perez Hilton in a club
I’m a homo with the skills and I don’t give a fuck
I just wanna entertain you, make you see my ass
I dress like a girl, but I got balls to make you laugh
Yeah I drop the names, cause pop culture is my jam
Hollywood call me now, cause these kids don’t understand
(Bridge)
(Chorus)
Google Me
Google Me
Take some time, Google me (3x)
J-O-E-Y B-R-O-Y-L-E-S, Google me
J-O-E-Y B-R-O-Y-L-E-S, Google me
J-O-E-Y B-R-O-Y-L-E-S (3x)
(Chorus)
Shake, shimmy, shout, and Google me
Shake, shimmy, shout, and Google me
Shake, shimmy, shout, and Google me
Shake, shimmy, shout, just Google me
(Chorus)
Google Me
Google Me
Here’s an instrumental teaser for Google Me Remix:
Google Me Ballad Remix by joeybroyles
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So I went to see Joan Rivers at the Overture Center in Madison, WI this weekend with my friend Kristi. She was hilarious as always, but man she has so much energy and doesn’t seem to be anywhere near 77 years old. Anyway I haven’t laughed that hard since Betty White’s SNL episode.
Speaking of SNL and because I was bored I GOOGLED Joan Rivers SNL and found some amazing art! There’s a campaign on FACEBOOK for Joan as well, but it needs more “likes” so we can convince SNL!!!
Anyways everyone do your part and maybe we can make history again! Check out the fun pictures I found! 
It’s been a year since I found a way to submit my song If U Luv Me (Google Me) on iTunes. It was fairly simple to do, but selling it, has been a task in itself. Let’s just say it’s not a popular song on the radio and wasn’t written for that intention. Why was it written? Self love, self promotion, and to satire pop culture and the Gossip Queen himself Perez Hilton. It’s had some laughs and it’s had it’s criticisms, but all in all, it’s just a fun silly song.
When I started this blog last year I was determined to “dethrone” and conquer Perez Hilton’s spot in Pop culture because I was jealous. To be honest, I don’t want his job and I don’t want to spout like opinions and then get myself in trouble with The Black Eyed Peas. I am about drama, but I’m not about being the one to cause the drama. I do not renounce my opinion that I think Perez was in the wrong for calling will.i.am gay. That whole Toronto club situation and the way all parties handled it was wrong. But I’m over it.
What does that mean for Google Me? Nothing, really. I still feel strongly that it is a fun song, is it a hit sensation? No, and it never has to be because I made it for me. I think it’s funny and absurd and weird and it holds a special place in my heart. Above all I love the music video. As of today it’s been viewed 26,000 times and that’s an accomplishment for a non-celebrity status, but seriously make me famous! LOL!
With that being said, “Happy Birthday ‘Google Me’!”
Never seen it? Click below:
Sorry that I’ve been rather busy with things and I have not been able to write to all my loyal friends and fans! Of course if you follow me on Twitter, you see that I never stop tweeting. It’s a new way of life for me, this micro blogging funhouse!
Anyways I’m sitting, waiting, and hoping that the Lady GaGa’s Bad Romance Video will come on at any moment via her website. No such luck! But I guess I shouldn’t worry since I subscribe to her Haus of GaGa Newsletters via text. I’m such a dork but I’m telling you, it’s been a long time since someone as original and crazy has been on this pop scene and I fucking love her!
In other news I uploaded my music video on to two other websites hoping to get a larger response than I have on YouTube. From my understanding these things can take time, but I’m not looking to make a quick buck, rather I want the experience of having a mass response, no matter the outcome. Video below:
I have decided to continue working on my next single and I hope to have that out for Christmas. It’ll be in the style of Google Me, but a more serious singing side, not so choral sounding. You’ll see!
Here some videos I did this last week:
Oh and someone buy me this wig, please:
I need this wig, please!
How does one become famous? That is the question that stirs through a lot of our minds at one time or another. But when we don’t accomplish this, it’s time to: “grow up.” Well I’m never going to grow up because I want to be famous just as much as the next person. And I don’t care if it takes until I’m 90 years old to be famous.
We talk about fame and being famous a lot in our culture today, but what is the definition of fame or famous. Let’s look it up, shall we… The dictionary’s definition of famous: to be “widely known.” That’s it?
A lot of us want nothing more than to be widely known by the world. This road, as we’ve seen on countless VH1 and BIOGRAPHY specials, is hard and almost impossible dream. Time and time again, we do, however, discover a new person that everyone is talking about and then, like or not, they are quickly becoming famous! Jealous? Always!
I, myself, admit that I really don’t know anyone as caught up in fame as I am. You may say that I’m a dreamer (pun intended) but it’s really the constant dream that keeps me alive above anything else. I know I’m sick with fame and I don’t care and sometimes I get so frustrated. Sometimes I think, “Joey! What do you have to offer that isn’t already out there?” It’s a depressing thought, but I know as cliche as it sounds, there’s no one else like me.
I have me to offer and that’s different than everyone else out there. Everyone has the same ideas, but it’s all in how you execute the idea to your audience. I’ve been sitting around trying to find the right idea and how to execute an idea in a way that hasn’t been done before. Unfortunately, I’m always close, but no cigar. Well fuck the cigars, I’ll find a way to get there, it’s just how!
JOEY BROYLES. STATUS: UNFAMOUS!
People who are famous are no different than you or I, the only difference is they are widely known. Well, shit, if that’s all they have on you, then everyone can be famous. But I’m not interested in just becoming famous, I’m in it for the long haul, like Madonna. Now there is a woman who is famous and who has staying power! She is just as potent as the first day she was all of a sudden famous. If anyone wants to know how to be famous go ask her!
Here are a few things I do know about those who are famous and stay famous.
Evolution.
People say when an artist or an actor changes they have: “sold out.” Well let me ask you how long will you be interested in someone who acts in the same type of movie over and over? I don’t know the difference between Miss Congeniality and The Proposal, and I doubt Sandra Bullock does either? If you are a musical artist/group like: The Fray, for instance. I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of hearing different renditions of How To Save A Life! You either switch it up or you are left behind.
Madonna:Evolution
People that have staying power in Hollywood are very aware of their surroundings. They know what’s in and out. They read or are debriefed about what’s going on in the world and in the immediate Hollywood world. As much as possible they try everything to please a vast majority of their fans and the general public. But of course someone always loses in this race. Adoption is okay when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt do it, but when Madonna does it, she’s ridiculed. So, like I said, you don’t always win.
Brad Pitt is very aware!
Being: Innovative and Provocative.
Now here is a tricky one, but if you do it right, my oh my, the power you will possess. Someone fresh who comes on the scene and is daring! Wearing outfits or performing with extreme theatricality can open some major doors. Take Lady GaGa, for instance, we haven’t seen someone like her in a long while. You might not like her, but she’s on the right track to having lots of staying power.
Innovative is such a small word for someone as amazing as Lady GaGa.
Making people think about anything that no one wants to talk about will get you a lot of points in the fame department. Collectively, people may not agree with your point of view, but know for certain, you are making some headway. As you know I despise Perez Hilton, but he no doubt is provoking thoughts, mostly bad, but nonetheless, look where he started. DAMN HIM! Ha! Ha!
These are just a few of the elements I have witnessed from afar watching my favorite and least favorite celebrities rise to the top throughout my life. Hopefully one day I can be famous and sell everyone a copy of my tell all book, “How To Become Famous.” Until then I’m just Joey Broyles.
I thought after my last post, we’d lighten things up a bit. I will, however start with, yes I met my biological mother, and it wasn’t a traumatic experience. It’s cool to have met her, and we’ll see where we go from here. And now on to videos…
And now I must finish reading this book, I’ve got less than 100 pages!
p.s. Have you seen my new coat? I bought it at Target. No sightings of Target Boy. Did I make him disappear? I hope so, lol! It’s not completely identical, but if you want identical you’ll be paying shit loads of money on eBay!
Edward Cullen Coat at Target Fall 2009!
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I don’t even care words do not describe her crazy hotness! I love this girl because she ain’t pushing the envelope, she burned the envelope and she doesn’t care! Fucking look at her:
Lady GaGa and Kermit The Frog!
Whatever it is! HUGE!
This is my favorite outfit of the night! So fucking great!
Yay GaGa! Nay Perez!
I'd wear this one, it's shiny!
She was working hard wearing different outfits all night long, shit!
And what a performance by the way! Watch it below:
My beef w/ Perez Hilton continues. He has convinced me that you should never be his friend if you are a celebrity, because he writes about you no matter how close you are. I’m sure in the case of Britney Spears and Perez they aren’t the closest of friends but still. Britney goes out of her way to invite this boy into her world and for him to do some sort of an intro for her show.
Well that’s fine and dandy but Britney keep your walls and armor up when it comes to this fuck nut! Look what I found from Perez’s recent post:
He is so totally obnoxious that it is honestly addictive. He really is a the gay stereotype. He’s such an old maid and he enjoys the pain of others. I don’t knock his positive comments, but they are few and far between. Most of the positive things he will say are for personal idols, hot boys, and people he wants to slither around.
The rest of Hollywood, as always, is fair game. In my opinion that makes Perez Hilton fair game. So that is why I’ve created my own campaign: I WANNA PUNCH PEREZ HILTON CAMPAIGN, t-shirts and other merchandise to follow.
And this video:
There will be no Perez reigning on this parade!
-Queen Bitch
7/7/09
Made some props and such for my upcoming music video, IF U LUV ME(GOOGLE ME)!
Some of the items I made are a beautiful sequin crown with heart gems and faux diamond gems. Also made the pretty masks of a few celebrities one of which is very dear to my heart.
I hope we get to shoot the club scene about Perez Hilton this Thursday. I’ve got so many ideas!
In other news I spent my day off watching MJ’s Memorial and I just wanna say it was tastefully done. A lot of crying happened today, but now I’ve gotta do my part and move on. Rest in peace Michael!
-Joey
