I have found a new friend on YouTube who has recently taken offense to my nude videos with the scarf. He can’t get enough of me because he keeps coming back for more. His first comment was so stereotypical of a YouTube user who has a lack of vocabulary and a lack of intelligence. Instead of saying something like, “You are selling out by being naked on YouTube and it really grosses me out,” he says, oh so neanderthal, “u gay get a life !!!”
To most people, I don’t have to explain how lame and brave people become by having a user account on YouTube. People enjoy the anonymity of getting to say whatever they want and getting away with it because it’s the internet. All of a sudden these people possess all this power, where they can wreak havoc on other YouTube users and they say things like, “ur gay” and “u suck”. If I had this power, which I don’t, because I choose to make myself known, I’d be a little more clever. I haven’t been in high school since 2002, but I can tell you there is no difference from high school to adulthood, you may not have bullies anymore, but you now have bullies at work and cyber bullies online.
Let’s show how far TheCorrosion has decided to go with this fun. Of course I am of no help because I like my freedom of speech and can sound just as dumb as my new found fan! Enter the screen shots from my videos “Baby It’s Cold Outside” and “Naked Boy“. If you’ve never read YouTube comments, remember the first comment is at the bottom. So you read from bottom to top.
From “Baby It’s Cold Outside”
From “Naked Boy”
We’ll see how far this war goes. I enjoy this shit because if they piss me off enough, I eventually make a video and no one can blast someone on YouTube as good as I can. Full of myself? You better believe it! I have tried Googling TheCorrosion, but I have had no such luck. All I’m sure of is that he is obviously male, until further notice, he’s 28 years old and the kicker: he’s from Canada. Why is it all my YouTube Haters are in different countries? Oh well, I’m sure this will be fun for a little while!
Some of my videos on YouTube do get a little naughty. There are two videos that come to my mind where I’m only wearing a black and white scarf and nothing else. But that doesn’t mean I want to do porn, take for instance: Has being in porn ever helped a celebrity, who did one bad film way back when? I can’t name any! However, there are exceptions to every rule, but those starlets do not get Oscars or Grammy’s for having sex on video.
Today I received my first offer for being in porn, however I’m pretty sure they would tell me to lose like 30 – 40 lbs and get some abs first. But here is the offer on the table:
Now of course how legit of an offer is this? Who knows. But seriously when you are striving to be famous or just be an entertainer, no matter what caliber, don’t go and do porn. I, however, understand those who do it are not concerned with what others may think, it’s one of the most successful businesses ever. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with doing it because it takes a lot of courage to do something like that. But porn is just something that I will not be doing, ever.
This particular offer or recommendation from YouTube user charlieGodleski is a website for Web Cam Artists. I do have a web cam, but I guess if I did something like this I’d feel like I were cheating on my man. I am super jealous myself and I cannot imagine having to share myself with hundreds of viewers in such a personal way.
If you are jerking off to web cam artists, yourself, and are not typing or sharing your images, you are a voyeur. But the second you have a conversation where it causes you to (a)relieve yourself or (b)help get the job started, you are cheating. Let me make this clear: porn is not bad and I believe it’s fine for you to be a voyeur and have a wonderful love explosion all over your towel or yourself. Having a fantasy is good for you and for your relationship, because everyone has fantasies. It’s okay to window shop at a mall, but if you start trying it on, then I believe you are already thinking about buying it!
Some may disagree, but I think the Web Cam is the new form of dating, as well as, the new safe sex or affair. You are still having an emotional experience and you are having an affair and it is physical, it’s just you are not penetrating anyone other than your hand or fist. Your fingers in essence, become the penis and your fist becomes the asshole or vagina. It’s cheating, it’s just modern cheating. I guess that’s nice of you to think of your significant other and say, “Well, I won’t catch a disease.” I’d go far as to say some of you will keep it safe in the office or spare room with your web cams and fists, but eventually, at least some of you, will get bored and start posting ads on Craigslist. And some of you will actually seek the physical affair. Let’s face it, there’s nothing like the real thing and two or three hot bodies all over each other cannot be recreated on a web cam.
Go porn! Boo and hiss to having affairs!
Disagree or have another opinion? Leave a comment that actually has substance and I’ll repost it in my next blog.
Sorry that I’ve been rather busy with things and I have not been able to write to all my loyal friends and fans! Of course if you follow me on Twitter, you see that I never stop tweeting. It’s a new way of life for me, this micro blogging funhouse!
Anyways I’m sitting, waiting, and hoping that the Lady GaGa’s Bad Romance Video will come on at any moment via her website. No such luck! But I guess I shouldn’t worry since I subscribe to her Haus of GaGa Newsletters via text. I’m such a dork but I’m telling you, it’s been a long time since someone as original and crazy has been on this pop scene and I fucking love her!
In other news I uploaded my music video on to two other websites hoping to get a larger response than I have on YouTube. From my understanding these things can take time, but I’m not looking to make a quick buck, rather I want the experience of having a mass response, no matter the outcome. Video below:
I have decided to continue working on my next single and I hope to have that out for Christmas. It’ll be in the style of Google Me, but a more serious singing side, not so choral sounding. You’ll see!
How does one become famous? That is the question that stirs through a lot of our minds at one time or another. But when we don’t accomplish this, it’s time to: “grow up.” Well I’m never going to grow up because I want to be famous just as much as the next person. And I don’t care if it takes until I’m 90 years old to be famous.
We talk about fame and being famous a lot in our culture today, but what is the definition of fame or famous. Let’s look it up, shall we… The dictionary’s definition of famous: to be “widely known.” That’s it?
A lot of us want nothing more than to be widely known by the world. This road, as we’ve seen on countless VH1 and BIOGRAPHY specials, is hard and almost impossible dream. Time and time again, we do, however, discover a new person that everyone is talking about and then, like or not, they are quickly becoming famous! Jealous? Always!
I, myself, admit that I really don’t know anyone as caught up in fame as I am. You may say that I’m a dreamer (pun intended) but it’s really the constant dream that keeps me alive above anything else. I know I’m sick with fame and I don’t care and sometimes I get so frustrated. Sometimes I think, “Joey! What do you have to offer that isn’t already out there?” It’s a depressing thought, but I know as cliche as it sounds, there’s no one else like me.
I have me to offer and that’s different than everyone else out there. Everyone has the same ideas, but it’s all in how you execute the idea to your audience. I’ve been sitting around trying to find the right idea and how to execute an idea in a way that hasn’t been done before. Unfortunately, I’m always close, but no cigar. Well fuck the cigars, I’ll find a way to get there, it’s just how!
JOEY BROYLES. STATUS: UNFAMOUS!
People who are famous are no different than you or I, the only difference is they are widely known. Well, shit, if that’s all they have on you, then everyone can be famous. But I’m not interested in just becoming famous, I’m in it for the long haul, like Madonna. Now there is a woman who is famous and who has staying power! She is just as potent as the first day she was all of a sudden famous. If anyone wants to know how to be famous go ask her!
Here are a few things I do know about those who are famous and stay famous.
Evolution.
People say when an artist or an actor changes they have: “sold out.” Well let me ask you how long will you be interested in someone who acts in the same type of movie over and over? I don’t know the difference between Miss Congeniality and The Proposal, and I doubt Sandra Bullock does either? If you are a musical artist/group like: The Fray, for instance. I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of hearing different renditions of How To Save A Life! You either switch it up or you are left behind.
Madonna:Evolution
Having an awareness.
People that have staying power in Hollywood are very aware of their surroundings. They know what’s in and out. They read or are debriefed about what’s going on in the world and in the immediate Hollywood world. As much as possible they try everything to please a vast majority of their fans and the general public. But of course someone always loses in this race. Adoption is okay when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt do it, but when Madonna does it, she’s ridiculed. So, like I said, you don’t always win.
Brad Pitt is very aware!
Being: Innovative and Provocative.
Now here is a tricky one, but if you do it right, my oh my, the power you will possess. Someone fresh who comes on the scene and is daring! Wearing outfits or performing with extreme theatricality can open some major doors. Take Lady GaGa, for instance, we haven’t seen someone like her in a long while. You might not like her, but she’s on the right track to having lots of staying power.
Innovative is such a small word for someone as amazing as Lady GaGa.
Making people think about anything that no one wants to talk about will get you a lot of points in the fame department. Collectively, people may not agree with your point of view, but know for certain, you are making some headway. As you know I despise Perez Hilton, but he no doubt is provoking thoughts, mostly bad, but nonetheless, look where he started. DAMN HIM! Ha! Ha!
These are just a few of the elements I have witnessed from afar watching my favorite and least favorite celebrities rise to the top throughout my life. Hopefully one day I can be famous and sell everyone a copy of my tell all book, “How To Become Famous.” Until then I’m just Joey Broyles.
This weekend I go to my gurrl’s wedding! Go Kelli! Go Mike! Make it happen forevah!
Next week I’m diving into my new video research project: MAKE ME FAMOUS(my new YouTube show) Let’s just say it’s going to be lots and lots of fun!
In other news I’m trying very hard to get more hits on my Google Me music video. It’s been three weeks and I’m at 287 views! So it is the beginning of week three and I believe I can strive for 100 views a week. So far I’m accomplishing that meager goal of 100 hits a week!
Blah blah blah! I’d love to sit here and tell you my sob story, but I’m not in the mood to cry about it. It is, however, ridiculous that my song has been on iTunes since July and has only one review! What gives? Answer that yourself by clicking here: REVIEW THIS SONG. I appreciate positive and negative feedback alike, how else does one improve?
In closing help me get to 400 hits and watch my video! Unless of course you aren’t into laughing.
By the way I love Madonna’s new music video! She’s so hot! Just look at her:
Above is the funniest thing I’ve seen since Penis Power with Alexyss K. Tylor. If you have not seen either of these I suggest you watch both. And if you still haven’t had enough of either of these girls, do some searching on YouTube and you’ll discover these videos put to music! Remix! Holla Holla!
I believe in having a good laugh and you should have them often.
In other news I’ve began the editing process of my music video and it is coming along greater and faster than I had thought. Nonetheless, I’m waiting until September 1, 2009 to release it on YouTube and other video channels. Right now the editing process is going well, but that doesn’t mean I won’t run into huge delays or God forbid, computer melt downs! Knock on wood!(No, really. Knock on wood for me!)
One thing I’ve learned as I’ve been going through my editing process is: I have a lot of wasted footage. But better lots of footage, than too little footage. I’m trying to give the video multiple looks, but at the same time I don’t want it to be too much for the audience. Although, I’m a firm believer that if you stuff a whole bunch a shit in it, people will just have to watch it again, to get the full effect.
I’ve also taken the time to watch a bunch of other music videos just so that I know I’m on the right track. A thing I notice most about music videos is the amount of lip syncing. Some videos hardly have the artist singing in them, they focus more on a concept or feelings. I feel that you should have a lot of shots of the artist actually singing the song because it translates better.
For instance, I watched The Little Mermaid last night and Poor Unfortunate Souls is quite a number. It may be a Disney cartoon, but it would serve as a great music video. There’s hardly a shot without Ursula belting those lyrics. Now of course as you become a more established artist like Madonna or Beyoncé, you have already earned your audience’s interest. But for a new artist it’s important that you see the lyrics flowing from his or her mouth at least 75% of the time. This way you are giving everyone a proper introduction of what you look like, who you are, and what you are all about.
Now I’m not going to get into the discussion of ‘looks are not important’, because that’s completely untrue! Image is everything, especially in Hollywood. The website HOTorNOT.com says it all: HOT OR NOT. Disagree with me? Then take it up with society and oh, I don’t know, the whole world!
Remember my music video is out: September 1, 2009 on YouTube. I’ll be posting it on my blog and if you follow me on Twitter, which some of you do, it’ll be on there too!
Please don’t forget to support my campaign against Perez Hilton: I WANNA PUNCH PEREZ!Click for t-shirt!
Is the Economy bad? Yes. But it could of course be worse. With GM declaring bankruptcy, it’s a scary world out there. I am in no way a professional analyst of our economy but we have certainly instilled an overwhelming amount of fear on to our consumers. We have put so much fear into our society that everyone is afraid to spend a dollar. A dollar does not have any value if you keep under your mattress. I think if everyone spent $10.00 each today we would improve things immensely. It may not be that simple but I’m pretty damn sure it would help.
GM Goes Bankrupt
The news, the government, and the world has put fear into our economy. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to identify that there is a financial crisis, however grim we should be optimistic. As FDR once said, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” So please stop programming us all to say the economy this and the economy that. We cannot sit here and be afraid to spend a little money or make a big purchase once in a great while. Spend your money, but just keep yourself in check. Stimulate the economy, don’t fear the economy.
A simple man with a great mind!
This ripple effect of fear has even influenced,in my humble opinion, the big TV networks ABC, CBS, FOX, NBC, and The CW. I mean have you seen the way these people cannot take risks if their lives depended on it? Look at all the shows that were going to be on the air and then they freaked out and canceled them because of the economy. It may not be written in any story but you know it was implied or said by the people who make these decisions. Now of course a few of these shows have had a few seasons to do something and well they just aren’t kicking it anymore and that’s fine. But then you have other shows that had an episode or two and how can you know long term if that show was a money maker or not. Read this story for more insight.
You may have a rating system, but in this day and age ratings don’t mean shit. Seriously! Gossip Girl does not have the best ratings but if you haven’t noticed there is a huge following. Where does this huge following come from? Well let’s talk about technology that exists today. You of course have old school VCR recording, DVR, TiVo, and iTunes. With all these things how does one really know how many people actually watch that show? And after every episode of Gossip Girl, go to iTunes on a Tuesday afternoon and you will see the number one downloaded show will be Gossip Girl. So somebody needs to reconfigure these technologies and find a rating system that works. And not to mention you can also watch your favorite show online from Hulu or the affiliated network who already airs your show.
Now there are some things they are troublesome in this economy as of now. Jobs are certainly not knocking on your door lately, but if you are unemployed be creative. There are jobs out there but they may not necessarily coincide with the education you’ve paid for. Well tough shit. If you need to be a pizza delivery driver to pay the bills, so be it. Or like I said get creative. Check out this story that Yahoo! posted the other day: 10 Part-Time Business Ideas. You can make it work if you put forth the effort and be a persistent son-of-a-bitch. People like food so be a baker, people always need pictures so be a photographer. Bake a bunch of pies and perfect your art. Take a shit load of pictures and you’ll be surprised at your talent. While you are at it make some controversial videos and put them on YouTube and hope and pray for the best!
The Economic Wheel Of Fortune by South Park
Even South Park has a solution for this economy! Watch it! SOUTH PARK.
Take a fucking chance on life and don’t let fear be the leader in your world. I really do believe that if you ignore the shit you hear from the media you may actually start to improve the quality of your own life. You do need to stay informed on what’s going on in the world today, but take most of the shit they feed you and flush it down the toilet. And if you want real news watch and listen to BBC News, they don’t sweep shit under the rug like American News.
I’m so glad to get that off my chest.
In personal news: vacation was fun. Florida is pretty. And yes I went in the ocean, 3 feet of ocean. Sorry there are still sharks in that water, even if they were on break, deep sea fishing. I’ll do a picture blog later this week.
What I really want to talk about is Leighton Meester and Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl. They’ve gone into the music business. And well I fucking love their songs! Listen for yourselves!
(L)Leighton Meester, (R)Taylor Momsen
And lest we not forget Ed Westwick’s (Chuck Bass) band, The Filthy Youth:
FUCKING AMAZING! I’ve got my summer soundtrack all lined up bitches! Oh p.s. check out this track featuring Leighton Meester, you may have heard it on the radio…
Good Girls Go Bad by Cobra Starship featuring Leighton Meester
I believe those of us who blog better enjoy writing as a first love because not everyone is always reading. Those who are often read are either one of the famous or controversial bloggers, end of discussion. I am not famous and only have a small following. So as an experiment I think I’ll try marketing my blog as something you have to read, but how on Earth is the question. Simple I become one of those online 15 minute whores such as Perez Hilton.
Enough said.
Now let’s get things straight with this fool, I don’t get his show, What Perez Sez at all! As far as his website is concerned he has style, but when it comes to VH1, there’s no grace. Here’s someone famous for being a bit eccentric with special talents for using Microsoft Paint and sarcasm to get his point across. Now of course everyone has their day in the sun, but really VH1? I Love New York, is one thing but I didn’t think anything could be worse than The Hills. But Perez has managed to take VH1 lower than MTV.
And Britney Spears, what the fuck? How could you even let him do anything for you after all the shit he’s said about you. If you don’t know what I’m referring to then here’s the shit-that-hits-my-fan! Perez talks all this shit about her and gives her an award for biggest train wreck of 2007 and not even two years later she has him do the intro to her tour! Now how sweet is that, she could rise above, but it’s still bullshit. Maybe that episode of Family Guy was right, be mean to girls and then they’ll like you. What the fuck?!
So here’s my idea! I’ll use my character Shanikwa as a way to attack Perez Hilton. Because I don’t like him, neither does Shanikwa. Now if you have no idea who Shanikwa is and we are friends you’ve clearly been living under a rock! Look below!
Those of course are my two favorite! There are several more that you can just watch on my YouTube page. I’ve been working on the movie for almost two years now. I have most of the footage shot, just the editing and creating a reputable soundtrack have been the holdups! It’s a crazy, low budget, indie(if you will) film about a coming of age mother who is trying to balance her career and motherhood! And of course she has a crazy best friend with multiple personalities who wants to kill her. Yay!
‘m not so interested in people reading my blog as just paying attention to me. Those six years of being an only child really stuck and I’ve had the fame bug ever since. It’s a terrible bug to catch because some may look at you as a dreamer, but you know what, I’m fine with being a dreamer. I just wish I could be a doer to! What I need is to focus a little harder and try to market myself, however one does that! I’ll try this:
This story begins with Perez smiling and then ends with Shanikwa!
If you are at all confused by that short animation… The first frame is when Perez is unharmed and all smiles and tilts his head this way and that and then it should make more sense. It ends with the J17 Productions logo, which should help you know where the beginning is.
Okay so last night when I was driving around town at 11:00 pm to find Edy’s Girl Scout Cookie Ice Cream I heard a song. This funktastic song called Love Sex Magic by Ciara and Justin Timberlake. Yummy! How fitting. I really like the song, it sounds like a song that maybe Justin and Janet Jackson would’ve written had he not sold her out and let her take all the blame for that Super Bowl Incident. Whatever I really didn’t see the big deal on that whole thing. Here comes the rant!
Love Sex Magic
What the fuck America? I know this is years old and put to rest, but not really. Due to this incident it gave the FCC and government more control on what we see and watch and how long of a delay a live show should have. It’s fucking stupid if you ask me, which of course no asked me, but still stupid. I would prefer my children to Janet Jackson’s Ta Tas over I don’t know all the war footage we’re always showing and have shown. Let’s show Johnny the six o’clock news so he can see the Heath Ledger body bag come out of his New York apartment.
Seriously! This is the picture.
“What’s that Dad?”
“Oh honey that’s just Heath Ledger from The Brother’s Grimm movie. He’s zipped up in a black body bag so you can’t see that it’s him.”
Result. This kid is gonna need some therapy because his favorite actor just got carried out dead on a stretcher for all the world to see on the six o’clock news. I don’t think Johnny would’ve even noticed Janet’s nipple, because I didn’t. Yet my penis doesn’t get wet when I see a woman so that must make me a sinner. Fuck off all you prudes and you Tipper Gore’s and your fucking FCC! Sensor me bitch. We’re just a silly nation, the end. And now for a picture of a penis! I’m serious!
Fearless Textbook Penis. Any other and some bitch would complain!
You wanted a real cock? Well I’m sorry the FCC frowns upon penis. We are allowed to show many breasts with R rated movies, but Cock =NC17? Whatever, I’m over the anger.
Hey you know what I’m really happy about? Britney Spears.
Beautiful always and forever.
She’s doing really well and if anybody wants to fuck her over again, I’ll make Chris Crocker’s Leave Britney Alone Video look like a saint. I’m talking threat videos here. I won’t even dress up as Shanikwa to tell these people off, I go around kick serious ass. I love Britney Spears and I really don’t give a fuck what you’ve got to say. She’s simply magical and if you can’t see that–well I can’t help you.
Oh and speaking of Chris Crocker, Christine Crocker, whatever. I was a fan for a long time because his little rant videos and silly videos were so much fun. Now he’s more cracked out than when he started. What annoys me is he thinks the world sort of owes him more than what he got. He is not what I would call a passing phase, but rather on the same page as Cindy Margolis, originally the most downloaded woman. Anyway he’s sort of the prince of the internet when it comes to YouTube, in my opinion and it’s too bad he never got that reality show. I’m sad to say after his video where he was slightly drunk and farting seemed to be the end for me. He’s just out there and it’s too far out there for me.
